🏈Regular Everday Normal GuysDynasty · est. 2023
The fun stuff

The Labs

The experiments that settle arguments — and start new ones. Built from the same play-by-play data.

🔀 The Schedule-Swap Machine

Fantasy's cruelest truth: half of winning is who you were booked against. Pick a manager — we replay their exact weekly scores againstevery other manager's schedule to reveal how much the bracket gods helped or robbed them.

🪑 Bench Hall of Shame

Most fantasy points left rotting on the bench in a single week.

1
For a Few Injuries More2025 · Wk 2 · and lost 💀
-73.0
2
A Fistful of Injuries2024 · Wk 8 · and lost 💀
-71.6
3
jstrick462024 · Wk 6 · won anyway
-64.6
4
gwok2023 · Wk 13 · won anyway
-64.3
5
gwok2023 · Wk 10 · won anyway
-62.4
6
jstrick462023 · Wk 1 · and lost 💀
-60.7
7
EdinsonHTX2023 · Wk 14 · and lost 💀
-58.8
8
jstrick462025 · Wk 8 · and lost 💀
-58.2

🪙 Coin-Flip Kings

Record in one-score games (decided by < 10 pts). Clutch, or just lucky?

1
For a Few Injuries More4 nail-biters
3-1
2
IgotabigChubba12 nail-biters
8-4
3
jstrick465 nail-biters
3-2
4
MewtwoJigglypuff10 nail-biters
6-4
5
gwok10 nail-biters
5-5
6
The Woodies10 nail-biters
5-5
7
Big Monkey4 nail-biters
2-2
8
JMoneyz6 nail-biters
3-3
9
Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeo7 nail-biters
3-4
10
bwood01210 nail-biters
4-6
11
OceanGate Titans6 nail-biters
2-4
12
The QB Depot6 nail-biters
1-5

🍀 The Luck Report

Single seasons where record and reality diverged most.

Heaven's children (won way more than deserved)

bwood0122025 · went 9-5 on a 66-88 all-play +3.0
TankforCaleb2023 · went 10-4 on a 87-67 all-play +2.1
IgotabigChubba2024 · went 9-5 on a 79-75 all-play +1.8
Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeo2025 · went 8-6 on a 71-83 all-play +1.6
The Woodies 2023 · went 7-7 on a 61-93 all-play +1.4

Snakebit (robbed by the schedule)

The QB Depot2024 · went 7-7 on a 112-42 all-play -3.2
IgotabigChubba2025 · went 2-12 on a 46-108 all-play -2.2
OceanGate Titans2023 · went 7-7 on a 98-55 all-play -1.9
gwok2023 · went 7-7 on a 97-57 all-play -1.8
gwok2025 · went 4-10 on a 61-93 all-play -1.6

🎢 Boom or Bust

Week-to-week volatility (std. dev of weekly score). Big swings up top, metronomes at the bottom.

The QB Depotavg 144.1/wk
±30.5
JMoneyzavg 109/wk
±30
Big Monkeyavg 107.4/wk
±29.1
The Woodiesavg 131.9/wk
±27.8
For a Few Injuries Moreavg 130.9/wk
±27.4
MewtwoJigglypuffavg 119/wk
±27.2
IgotabigChubbaavg 123.7/wk
±27
OceanGate Titansavg 144.1/wk
±26.7
gwokavg 137.6/wk
±26
bwood012avg 109.6/wk
±25.5
jstrick46avg 138.3/wk
±24.2
Kaʻiminoeauloamekaʻikeoavg 134.5/wk
±22.8

Higher = boom-or-bust. Lower = Mr. Consistent.

🧪 Every number here is reverse-engineered from weekly scores and optimal-lineup math — no playoff bracket exists in this league's data, so these are the truest measures of who actually had it.